VOID - Coffee Mug - "I Drink Coffee So I Don't Murder People" Cat Humor 11oz

This white ceramic mug carries a wickedly funny vibe — a wide-eyed, frazzled cat clutching a steaming cup with the text “I drink coffee so I don’t murder people.” It’s the kind of item that sparks a laugh before the first sip. Warm, slightly chaotic energy radiates from the illustration; it pairs perfectly with slow mornings, noisy households, or hectic workdays when caffeine is the only calm. Slide this mug into your day when you need an honest, dark-humored reminder that coffee keeps the peace. Fits easily on a desk, kitchen shelf, or office mug tree and reads like a tiny, caffeinated manifesto every time you reach for a refill.

Product features
- 11 oz white ceramic mug with C-handle
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Rounded corners and smooth finish
- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap