A soft, breathable tee with a wicked sense of humor. The front shows a wide-eyed black cat clutching a steaming mug and the bold line I DRINK COFFEE, SO I DON'T MURDER PEOPLE — a little dark, a little playful. Wear it on groggy mornings, slow coffee runs, or low-key hangouts where a sarcastic grin does the talking. The lightweight Airlume combed cotton feels gentle against skin and layers easily under jackets or flannels. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeat wears. The ribbed crew neck and retail fit give a clean silhouette that reads casual but put-together. It’s made with attention to ethical manufacturing and comes with a tear-away label to avoid irritation. If your mornings need a laugh and your coffee needs a champion, this tee carries both.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness - Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat silhouette - Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and durability - Prints applied via DTF/DTG depending on provider for crisp, vibrant design - Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP)
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
