Lightweight, soft, and a little bit snarky — this tee does the talking for the coffee-lover who’s equal parts exhausted and amused by everyday chaos. A wide-eyed, frazzled cat clutching a steaming mug sits front-and-center with the bold line “I DRINK COFFEE SO I DON’T MURDER PEOPLE.” It’s casual, wearable, and built to stay comfortable: breathable Airlume combed cotton, a ribbed crew collar that keeps its shape, and side seams for structure. Wear it on slow coffee mornings, long shifts, or when you need to send a playful warning without saying a word.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and comfort - Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Side seams for better structure and longer-lasting fit - Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified - Prints produced with DTF or DTG methods (crisp sleeve and neck label printing); sourced blanks from Honduras
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
