{"product_id":"void-coffee-mug-i-drink-coffee-so-i-dont-murder-people-cat-humor-11oz","title":"VOID - Coffee Mug - \"I Drink Coffee So I Don't Murder People\" Cat Humor 11oz","description":"This white ceramic mug carries a wickedly funny vibe — a wide-eyed, frazzled cat clutching a steaming cup with the text “I drink coffee so I don’t murder people.” It’s the kind of item that sparks a laugh before the first sip. Warm, slightly chaotic energy radiates from the illustration; it pairs perfectly with slow mornings, noisy households, or hectic workdays when caffeine is the only calm. Slide this mug into your day when you need an honest, dark-humored reminder that coffee keeps the peace. Fits easily on a desk, kitchen shelf, or office mug tree and reads like a tiny, caffeinated manifesto every time you reach for a refill.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11 oz white ceramic mug with C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Rounded corners and smooth finish\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51963089682656,"sku":"29323132311260248511","price":9.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0802\/2340\/4256\/files\/11158821757433303049_2048.jpg?v=1776841828","url":"https:\/\/meowhausdesigns.store\/products\/void-coffee-mug-i-drink-coffee-so-i-dont-murder-people-cat-humor-11oz","provider":"MeowHaus Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}